For Your Drinking Pleasure

Our special limited release Pinotage

With a deep vibrant ruby hue

It's acidic?

My apologies kind Sir,

I'll get another bottle

Perhaps the woman who picked the grapes was sick that day

A vintage bottle aged in oak

With a sweet taste of juicy layered ripe fruit on the palate

Sour?

I am so sorry;

Let me get you another one

Maybe she was sad that day because she gave birth in the vineyard

A rare and mature variety

With a blend of aromatic silky tannins

Oh no, bitter you said?

Please pardon me

I'm sure the next one will be better

It could be her husband had been mistaken for a baboon and killed

A full bodied unique wine

With a spicy essence on the nose

It stinks, really? Ruined your day?

I beg your forgiveness, honourable gentleman

In all likelihood her life was ruined when she was evicted and left homeless

Jackie Mondi